Thursday, February 3, 2011
Not So Special K (On Nutrition)
I don't know what it is about the snooze button. 5 more minutes can't honestly have that much of an impact on the rest of my day, but somehow I always feel it calling my name when my alarm goes off in the morning. By the time I get myself going, it's always at least ten minutes later than I had hoped.
I can't blame it entirely on the snooze button, but breakfast has become somewhat of a struggle.
I suppose this is a good time to mention the food transformation I've been going through recently. I started off 2011 by doing a fast with a group of friends. The idea was to give something up for the month January and become centered and focused on what is really important in this new year. Our group members gave up different things- everything from Facebook to meat to desserts. I gave up all animal products, sugars, and processed foods.
This fast resulted in a couple of things. The first (unintended but happy) side effect was weight loss, which can in no way be attributed to lack of eating. In fact, I was eating a diet that included a lot of olive oil, nuts, and carbs (always whole grains of course). I was actually eating more frequently, if anything.
Another result of this fast is that I was less tired and less grumpy with the same amount of sleep. I didn't even really crave or miss the things I had given up after a while.
A third, and lasting result is that I have become a label reader. I am no longer interested in eating foods with ingredients that I cannot say, spell, or understand. I am also trying overall to be more conscious of what I put into my body as fuel.
Which brings us back around to the breakfast struggle. In all reality, it has less to do my alarm clock and more to do with the ingredients list. When I saw Special K Red Berries in the pantry I rejoiced, assuming the day had been saved by a wholesome, quick breakfast choice. After all, commercials claim that Special K will help you to lose weight and develop a more healthy lifestyle.
Imagine my surprise, then, when I found sugar to be the second ingredient followed shortly thereafter by high fructose corn syrup. Really? Did we really need to include both of these? Why not just one or the other? While I was pondering this the answer came to me. Eliminating the one would likely boost the other right to the top of the ingredient list.
Want a challenge? Read the labels of what you eat. It's kind of intense but really enlightening.
I opted for some shredded wheat, btw.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Dear Phil, (On Urban Legends)
Today, Punxsutawney Phil failed to see his shadow and predicted that we will have an early spring. Legend has it that if the sun is shining on February 2nd, there are 6 weeks of winter left. I'm sure all the spectators who braved the winter storm warning to see Phil were cheering him on as his shadow took the day off. Phil's prediction marked the 125th anniversary of his weather forecasting. Of those years, Phil has predicted early spring only 16 times.
These numbers aroused my natural curiosity so I did some research. I found that groundhogs live between 3-4 years in the wild and up to 10 years in captivity, yet Phil has been predicting the weather for over a century. Conclusively, Phil must either be the longest living groundhog in the history of the world or an impostor. Judging from the way the North East has been pummeled by storms this winter, I'd have to lean towards the latter.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are being duped.
And here I was, ready for spring.
These numbers aroused my natural curiosity so I did some research. I found that groundhogs live between 3-4 years in the wild and up to 10 years in captivity, yet Phil has been predicting the weather for over a century. Conclusively, Phil must either be the longest living groundhog in the history of the world or an impostor. Judging from the way the North East has been pummeled by storms this winter, I'd have to lean towards the latter.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are being duped.
And here I was, ready for spring.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
On Hit Music
I thought I'd share some of my favorite lyrics from current "hit" singles, with my own highlights and punctuation for emphasis.
(meant to be read expressively and preferably aloud)
From Raise Your Glass by PiNK:
We're gonna lose our minds tonight!
What's the dealio?
...
Call me up if you want gangsta!
Don't be fancy, just get dancey!
...
We will never be never be, anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks!
Contributed by Bruno Mars, Grenade:
You don't understand!
I’d catch a grenade for ya: yeah, yeah, yeah!
Throw my hand on a blade for ya! yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’d jump in front of a train for ya - yeah, yeah , yeah.
You know I'd do anything for ya! yeah, yeah, yeah!
(This title tells it all) WE R WHO WE R by Ke$ha
We make the hipsters fall in love
And we’ve got hot-pants on enough...
Got Jesus on my necklace.
...
Looking sick and sexy-fied!
...
DJ turn it up!
I’m so sick of being so serious!
It’s making my brain delirious!
I’m just talkin’ truth...
...
We’re selling our clothes, sleeping in cars, dressing it down, hitting on dudes
(HARD!)
And a personal favorite, Who Are You When I'm Not Looking by Blake Shelton:
My-Oh-My!
You're so good-looking!
Hold yourself together... like a pair of bookends.
But I've not tasted all your cooking!
Who ARE you when I'm not looking?
Excuse me while I go kill myself.
(meant to be read expressively and preferably aloud)
From Raise Your Glass by PiNK:
We're gonna lose our minds tonight!
What's the dealio?
...
Call me up if you want gangsta!
Don't be fancy, just get dancey!
...
We will never be never be, anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks!
Contributed by Bruno Mars, Grenade:
You don't understand!
I’d catch a grenade for ya: yeah, yeah, yeah!
Throw my hand on a blade for ya! yeah, yeah, yeah.
I’d jump in front of a train for ya - yeah, yeah , yeah.
You know I'd do anything for ya! yeah, yeah, yeah!
(This title tells it all) WE R WHO WE R by Ke$ha
We make the hipsters fall in love
And we’ve got hot-pants on enough...
Got Jesus on my necklace.
...
Looking sick and sexy-fied!
...
DJ turn it up!
I’m so sick of being so serious!
It’s making my brain delirious!
I’m just talkin’ truth...
...
We’re selling our clothes, sleeping in cars, dressing it down, hitting on dudes
(HARD!)
And a personal favorite, Who Are You When I'm Not Looking by Blake Shelton:
My-Oh-My!
You're so good-looking!
Hold yourself together... like a pair of bookends.
But I've not tasted all your cooking!
Who ARE you when I'm not looking?
Excuse me while I go kill myself.
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